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On 10 January 2003 (07:49 AM),
Joelah said:

Can’t… look… away!
Gotta tell ya Roth, I preferred the daily comic panel posting to all this pet morbidity.



On 10 January 2003 (08:02 AM),
J.D. said:

Patience, my friend.

And for the record: this photograph cracks me up. I think it’s hilarious.

Kris was concerned that it might be the product of some psycho pet-owner shaving his cat and then posting the photos on the internet.

I don’t think this is the case.

The green thing in the background seems to be a cat carrier. I think this cat has returned from surgery at the vet, and that the owner found the poor cat’s state as amusing as I do.

But, you have my pledge: no more pet morbidity for at least a month. :)



On 10 January 2003 (08:29 AM),
Dana said:

I think it looks photoshopped, actually. The transition from ‘shaved’ to ‘furred’ on the legs looks a bit airbrushed to me.



On 10 January 2003 (09:25 AM),
J.D. said:

I don’t know, Dana. It looks pretty natural to me.

I think part of the (furred) tail is visible behind the cat, which is a detail that would probably have been overlooked if this were photoshopped. Also, I don’t see the airbrushing that you do.

There is one part of the photograph that was photoshopped. I removed one element of the photo before posting it. Can you tell where? (It’s actually not difficult.)



On 10 January 2003 (10:42 AM),
Shawn said:

Lower right.



On 10 January 2003 (04:15 PM),
Dana said:

Well, maybe it is just me. Where did you get it? Gooogle images failed me with ‘shaved cat’ as the search terms… :/



On 10 January 2003 (07:25 PM),
said:

Hey I hate cats! I say enough of the cats! I really like how you have your weight posted there on the right. Good luck on your loss.Now you are accountable to all of us you know. Keep up the good work but pllleeeease get rid of these ugly cats!!!



On 10 January 2003 (07:28 PM),
Tammy said:

Uh the above was posted by me. Somehow my name was omitted. Didn’t mean to annonymously blast the kitties in this world!



On 04 September 2003 (12:22 PM),
that girl said:

nice.

Chamber of Secrets Photos

As promised, here are photographs of our costumes for the premiere of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. We were not the only ones in costumes. One group of teenaged girls were dressed as Gryffindors. Two rebels came as hobbits, bare hairy feet at all. I’d imagine that even more people came to the earlier shows in costume.

[Note: Again, these photos are very dark on certain monitors, but look great on my PC at home and on my iBook. I’m going to have to determine what is causing this problem.]


Aimee Rose as a Cornish pixie and Joel Alexander as a surly garden gnome


Jeremy and Jennifer as the Duke and Duchess of Hubbard, one of Hogwarts’ “living” paintings


Pamela as a house elf, Mackenzie as Professor Quirrell


Kris as “Hermione transformed into a cat after drinking the polyjuice potion”, J.D. as Uncle Vernon Dursley (note moustache)


James (?) as a Weasley, Clotilde as Hedwig the owl


Joel and Jeremy, further on the road to lung cancer

Maybe we can all dress in costume for The Two Towers. I’d love to see Joel go as Gollum. I’d have to be Gandalf the Wise, of course.

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On 20 November 2002 (09:26 AM),
jeff said:

Your comments section could use some kind of seperator between posts. They all kind of run together if the poster’s name is not clickable.



On 20 November 2002 (10:00 AM),
Dana said:

I think you’d be more suited to a Hobbit than Gandalf… :)

The reason the pictures look dark on some displays continues to be the reason I pointed you at earlier. Here’s another discussion here, at “Why Do Images Appear Darker on Some Displays?“. Of course, I doubt think you’ll pay attention this time, either :)



On 20 November 2002 (10:06 AM),
J.D. said:

Done, Jeff.

And, Dana, I did look at the info you posted last time. It didn’t help!



On 20 November 2002 (10:40 AM),
Dana said:

Try here, then. The problem isn’t with your pictures, it’s with the machine displaying them…



On 20 November 2002 (10:42 AM),
Strongbad said:

The Cheat wanted me to tell you that your costume is really crappy. I mean, who are you supposed to be? You look like the freakin’ guy from the Woodwright’s Shop on PBS! A really awesome costume would have been one with a cool mask, and maybe some boxing gloves, and then…



On 26 November 2002 (10:40 AM),
mart said:

how f*cking cool are you JD?!?? strongbad reads yr blogs and comments too?!?! damn that’s cool. strongbad rules!

Scrabble

It’s a slow time of year for Custom Box Service. To kill time, Tony started playing Scrabout, a computerized Scrabble clone. Then Nick started to play it, then Jeff. Now I’m playing it too.

Here’s a screenshot from my best game (click to enlarge):

[J.D.'s best game of Scrabble]

During my first ten games today (against the computer on its highest difficulty level) I won three and lost seven. I averaged 295 points to the computer’s 325 points. During my second ten games today I won four and lost six. I averaged 313 points to the computer’s 332. Overall, I won seven and lost thirteen, averaging 304 points to the computer’s 329 points.

I’ve had a good two-day break. Tomorrow I’ll get back to databases.


All of the papers are touting Spider-Man’s $115 million opening as the “biggest weekend ever” for a film. It always bugs me when they do this. Of course it’s the biggest weekend ever: the damn film just opened on 3615 screens charging around $8.00 a seat. Adjust the figures for inflation! Tell me how many tickets were sold in comparison to past films! Tell me the per theater average adjusted for inflation. That would be a real telling figure. (I managed to google the top 100 films of all time after adjusting for inflation.)

Also: The president of Fantasyland: Bush vs. Science.

(The last two links are courtesy of crookdimwit.com.)

Comments


On 05 January 2003 (02:29 PM),
Kmhoup said:

I agree Scrabout is the best game ever. Unfortunately I just got a new computer and cannot find this game to download. Can you help me? If so please email me. Thanks a bunch!



On 03 February 2003 (03:34 PM),
Maxine said:

I need to download the Scrabout game and cannot find out how to do it. where do I find it> Thanks



On 09 February 2003 (12:54 PM),
J.D. said:

I can’t post a link to Scrabout or tell you where to find it. Trust me, though: it’s out there if you search hard enough. Use google to find a copy (it may take some work), or try your favorite file-swapping program. I have a copy, but I’m not about to incur the wrath of a giant corporation by distributing it.



On 25 May 2003 (07:13 AM),
Vina said:

Scrabout is the best game I ever played in a computer. I was able to play this game in a internet shop. I’d like to download one in my computer.. I cannot find this game to download from the net. I hope you can you help me? Please email me. Thanks so so much.



On 01 June 2003 (12:20 PM),
Paula said:

the best game i have love it !!!!! to find go to 100% freeware games and find the link goodluck



On 01 June 2003 (12:39 PM),
Paula said:

can anyone help me with import export????? keeps telling me ‘not in dic’ &%^* its frustrating



On 11 September 2003 (03:57 AM),
analiza said:

this game is the best!!



On 11 September 2003 (07:30 AM),
dowingba said:

Oh God. That picture is more emotional than you think. Windows 98! How I miss you!!



On 11 September 2003 (08:34 AM),
tammy said:

I’m still using windows 98!



On 11 September 2003 (08:37 AM),
dowingba said:

I wish I was. When I unwittingly switched to windows XP, I wanted nothing better than to format and get back to my happy Windows 98 life. But it’s been like a year or two and I realise that switching back to 98 would be folly. Sadly, windows 98 is becoming obsolete. XP sucks big time, though…



On 11 September 2003 (08:40 AM),
dowingba said:

It’s strange, JD, how it seems you are hooked up to two networks in that photo. Don’t workplace computers usually hook to one network and then the server hooks to the internet? How do you even use two networks? Is one of those a dial-up connection? I need answers!!



On 16 September 2003 (05:58 AM),
Mystiqik said:

hmm…interesting…scrabout and networdz…



On 21 October 2003 (11:31 PM),
Sanpaku said:

Scrabout/Networdz…..same format, same functions, etc
www.scrabbleon.org/get.htm

Cya there!



On 27 December 2003 (04:04 PM),
Dan said:

Can anyone help me in getting Scrabout back please? I have lost it and I have no idea where to find it again.
Thank you, Dan



On 09 December 2004 (01:22 AM),
newton kamchetere said:

i need srabout on my desk top so i can play it



On 18 January 2005 (04:10 AM),
C. said:

Hello:

I agree that Scrabout is an excellent game. After some searching around I finally found a copy of this download using dogpile.com (when google doesn’t find what you are looking for try this search engine). Anyway, this is a fully functional download guys. Enjoy!!!

http://www.thepixiepit.co.uk/scrabble/download.html



On 21 January 2005 (09:48 AM),
Yaw Fosu said:

I just want to download the scrabble



On 04 March 2005 (07:27 AM),
evzone said:

help! i can’t install scrabout! the game’s cannot run in winxp, i think.



On 19 June 2005 (05:26 PM),
Aaron said:

Here’s a copy of the imported dictionary files for scrabout, given a subset of the enable1 list generated with:

$ egrep “^[a-z]{2,12}b” enable1.txt >enable1max12.txt

If I include 13-letter words, the import fails.

http://216.231.49.82/share/scrabout-enable1-max12-dict.zip



On 04 July 2005 (02:39 AM),
Grace Aruta said:

hi! i am interested in dowloading and having a copy of SCRABOUT. I want my kids to learn from this educational board game.
I hope you can help me out how to have a copy of it



On 07 September 2005 (07:11 AM),
christine said:

want for my computer



On 07 September 2005 (07:11 AM),
christine said:

want for my computer



On 14 September 2005 (07:48 AM),
mathias sarauta said:

ardent player of the game. don’t know where to download.



On 07 October 2005 (12:44 PM),
christine said:

where can i get a free download of scrabout

Best Hearts Game Ever

Kris and I played cards with Mac and Pam on Sunday. No big surprise there; we play whenever we can.

We played Bridge first, but Pam kicked our asses. Again, no big surprise there. She finished with 3700 points in three rubbers while the rest of us each had around 1400 points.

The game of Hearts that we played was more fun.

I started playing Hearts (rules, which are simple) when I was a sophomore in high school. When my family started attending Zion Mennonite Church, learning Hearts was part of the initiation into the youth social scene. (Learning Rook was, of course, the real initiation. Rook is the game of choice among young Mennonites.)

The Hearts that I’ve played with my Mennonite friends isn’t nearly as fun, or as challenging, as the Hearts I play with Mac and Pam. The Mennonite group plays: Black Lady and Passing variations, Two of Clubs opens, Jack of Diamonds is minus ten, a player receives minus three for taking no tricks, and no points may be played on the first trick. Also, the level of play is not as high as with Mac and Pam.

The version of Hearts that Mac and Pam play features: Black Lady and Passing variations, a four card kitty (which goes to the first person to take a point), the person to the left of the dealer opens, no bonus for the Jack of Diamonds or for avoiding tricks, and points may be played on the first trick. Also, the deal skips a player after the hold hand. (Kris and I have convinced them to play with the minus three point bonus for not taking a trick, and they seem to like the rule.)

The basic difference between these rules is that it is more difficult to Shoot the Moon with Mac and Pam’s rules. Removing the bonus for the Jack of Diamonds also eliminates an element of luck that is otherwise involved in the play. In all, their rules are much more fun.

Here’s the score card from the Best Hearts Game Ever:

Pam J.D. Kris Mac
-26 0 -3 0
-17 1 -2 15
-17 3 21 12
-11 23 21 9
 
9 26 24 9
6 23 45 14
6 25 66 17
27 22 69 19
 
49 27 69 19
46 36 82 23
43 43 85 39
43 56 89 48
 
40 74 86 56
41 74 86 81
61 80 83 81
77 77 86 88
 
96 83 83 89
100 100 86 91
116 106 86 95

Important things to know: Pam has an eidetic memory (or nearly so), so counting cards is easy for her. I go into nearly every hand with the intention of Shooting the Moon. I also tend to overanalyze the game. Kris doesn’t really like Hearts, and she really doesn’t like it when I overanalyze the game. The whole group is very competitive, but Pam and I are especially competitive with each other. Pam rarely loses at Hearts (or any other card game). This just makes me more eager to defeat her.

This particular game started with Pam Shooting the Moon, an event that caused groans around the table. She was likely to win anyhow, and spotting her a 26 point lead just increased the chance that she would be victorious.

For the next few hands, things were typical. Then, Kris hit a string of bad luck, falling far behind with 66 points. Pam continued to lead. But then she had a couple of bad hands, taking the Queen twice consecutively. Suddeny, the men were vying for the lead and the women were behind. Not very common in our group, and a state that both Mac and I relish.

Our taste of the lead was short-lived, however. Kris fell futher behind (and became more surly, sulking and snapping), but Pam stabilized in the low 40s and Mac and I fell nearly even with Kris in the 70s and 80s.

Then things began to fall apart for Pam. Within two hands, she and I were tied at 77, with Kris and Mac only ten points back. Pam took the Queen and suddenly found herself in last place. I was tied for the lead with Kris (who had looked a sure loser only a few hands before).

I felt confident. Victory was within my reach. Whether I won the game or Pam lost the game did not matter: either outcome was a victory. If both happened, it would be all the sweeter. On the pass, I worked myself a safe hand: low cards, Spades protection, few Hearts. I was ready. The first two tricks were typical, but then the bomb dropped. Pam had voided herself in Clubs (or had a singleton, I don’t recall), and was able to sluff the Queen on my lowly Seven of Clubs. The Seven of Clubs took the Queen on only the first or second Clubs trick! I was in agony! I was also now tied with Pam at 100 points; whichever of us took the most points the next hand would lose the game.

The game had lasted eighteen hands, which is extraordinary for a game of Hearts. We were all within fifteen points of each other, and each had over 85 points. I’ve never seen a game so close!

I dealt the cards, and we passed across. My hand was average. I would likely take a few points, but I hoped to avoid the Queen. Little did I know, Pam had passed Kris the Ace and King of Spades, but Kris had passed her the Queen, which was now her only Spade. She was doomed from the start.

As the first Spades trick went around, and Pam was forced to take it with the Queen. It then became only a matter of preventing her from Shooting the Moon (which wasn’t difficult, as she hadn’t the cards to do it), and the game ended with her as the Big Loser.

The game was a blast, especially after the first few hands. The leader changed often. The score was close. The game was competitive. This is the reason I love to play games.

It’s also the reason that I prefer interactive games to non-interactive games. Some games, Eurorails and Empire Builder for example, have little player interaction. These games are dull to me now, though I enjoyed them once. I’m interested in games that allow players to interact, to affect each other’s status within the game, games like El Grande and Settlers of Catan, and Tigris and Euphrates. (Tigris and Euphrates is my favorite of these, I think, but most people find the game too complicated.)

Game night in one week!